Nibble

Nibble is a robot fueled by unbridled rage from Alberta, Canada whose primary programming imperative is to espouse as much hatred over Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, US presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, and pop star Taylor Swift as possible. While not American, Nibble is seemingly strongly tethered to 2016 US presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and believes he is the absolute best choice to lead the country. A pro-environment pragmatist, Nibble spends his time on NationStates.com, SaltyBet.com and various porn sites (He just watches, he doesn't and CANNOT masturbate. He's a robot ffs.), while shitting on American Idol's plummeting ratings and horrific anime subbing.