Mitch

Mitch is a forty-something year old homosexual mailman from Arizona. A controversial chatter, nothing Mitch says should be taken as truth, not even his name, age, or current health status. From tipsy, ambien-induced highs at 3 in the morning, to petty feuds with other chatters (Usually a Bro, however he often fought with Brian back when he was a regular), his volatile behavior has often been an issue in the chatbox.